Dong Quixote
First appears in The Eye of the Bedlam Bride.
Dungeon Crawler Carl
Summary
An elderly, white-bearded exotic dancer at the Desperado Club who becomes a mercenary for Carl and the Royal Court of Princess Donut after the club is destroyed. Romantic and fiercely loyal, he rides his partner, the half-mantaur Corcunda, and later a stolen swamp yak. On the Tenth Floor he helps reunite Corcunda's split halves and then charges the war god Grull with him, dying in the attempt.
Book by book 7 events
The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
- Carl meets Dong while looking for Damascus in the Desperado Club, where Dong dances for a living.
- After the Desperado Club is destroyed Dong and other surviving strippers are hired as mercenaries for Carl's party.
This Inevitable Ruin
- During the Faction Wars Dong takes King Rust's swamp yak Gonk as a mount.
A Parade of Horribles
- A stray Split Personality spell splits his partner Corcunda into Corky and Porky during a club brawl.
- On the Tenth Floor a Separation Anxiety curse caused by Spunky Jefferson begins draining his health.
- Dong holds Corcunda's halves together while a fleshmancer merges them.
- Dong and Corcunda charge Grull, strike him with a magnetised lance, and die; Grull grants them a good death.
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